Whistle a new tune.

After a brutal winter, I am relieved to see people wearing shorts, tube-tops, and two-piece swim suits... well, not guys anyway. But riddle me this Batman, when is it ever okay to wear a black g-string with a white mini-skirt. Don't get me wrong, this girl is cute, but seriously? I think you have to be Latina to pull off that combo... others, don't even try. Of course, if she was trying to draw attention to yourself, it was working. Every card-carrying male in the office was trying to avert their eyes from this foul temptress, but it was like a car accident that we were drawn to out of morbid curiosity.

Which brings me to the next question, and this is just a dumb guy observation. When a girl who's wearing a g-string rips a big fart, does it make a whistling noise? Like holding a blade of grass between your thumbs and blowing real hard!? I think there is a great business plan for The Whistling g-string. Imagine the marketing campaign that could revolutionize women's underwear.

Girls, are you tired of the socially awkwardness of your flatulence? The uncomfortable feeling that comes from the need to grin and bear it? You never have to be embarrassed again, with the new Ronco Whistling G-string. Just whistle a happy tune as you pass wind, and your g-string will be your duet! Available in D-minor, middle-C, F-sharp, and G. It's great fun at the office -- get a few friends and form a quartet! Never have to suffer that uncomfortable bloating and pressure again with your new Whistling G-string. Your order comes with tuning fork, a bottle of skids-be-gone cleaner, and a training CD for practice. All for only $19.69!!