You must be shittin me... $4300!?

As if the first 400 news reports of Eliot Spitzer's indiscretion were not enough to churn our collective stomachs, but paying $4300 for a hooker... what a dumb-ass! It is the type of nauseating stupidity that makes me break out in a cold sweat. We expect more from our politicians! This is exactly the type of wasteful spending and small-mindedness we need to stomp out. That $4300 would have made a nice down payment on a European sports car which would, in turn, fetch him lots of action. His lack of foresight and planning is an understandable disappointment to all New Yorkers.